How Not to Be an A-hole When…

… You Want to Lick Someone’s Face

So there’s this hot guy that keeps popping up at Comicon, and I just want to lick his face. How do I do that without being an asshole?

Please note: I answer them all, eventually. Let this take you into what is hopefully a delightful weekend.

Ah, yes, the strong, burning desire to lick someone’s face. Who HASN’T been there, am I right?

Alas, I’m a firm believer that all licking — whether face or other body parts — needs to be consensual, so I’m sorry to say that there’s no way to lick this man without being an asshole.

At least, not before you’ve met.

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